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slang for female genitalia
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a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish
"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"
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A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.
mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.
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Someone who writes a very long definition on urban dictionary.
Damn, I only wanted to know what a cleveland steamer was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat!
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in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."
guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"
guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."
bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."
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1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina
1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat
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cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,
"Twat was that? I cunt understand you. Tits okay! I'll finger it out."
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