wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

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wank

Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.

Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker

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wank

To wank- masturbate

Or...that was wank (describing something shit)

John:fuck i need a wank...the bitch didnt giv any last night
Ben:oh man that sucks

John:that film last night was shit
Ben: yeah it was fuckin' wank

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wank

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.

Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!

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wank

1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".

As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".

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wank

a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank

1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank.
2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers.
3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).

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wank

A British term meaning jacking off or masturbating.

polishing the pipe
jerkin' the gerkin
massaging the lower horn
releasing the pearl jam
whackin' the mole
jackin' the beanstalk
erecting the monument
lubing the tube
beating around the bush
wank in the tank

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