wiffing

When your teammate is tryna trash talk you in a video game even tho he was the reason yall loss

Me: staunchyy stop wiffing
staunchyy: bro your such a ball chaser
Me: you literally set up shots for the other team

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WIFS

Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.

coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."

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Wif

A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.

* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK

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Wif

Woman I'm fucking.

I'm going to the movies with the wif.

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Wifs

The sensual part of a woman’s hips that curve out pleasingly and provide a love handle for a man that wishes to know her carnally. Misinterpreted from Missy Elliott’s song “Work it”

Oh gurl, I love them wifs when you’re wearing that underwear.

Wif

Term used as a replacement for "with" when they are physically incapable or too stupid to say the word correctly due to a wop accent

"How da fuck am I gonna get along wif dis Jabroni?"

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Wif

noun
The definition of a wif is the female friend with whom someone has a regular or exclusive romantic or sexual relationship and have atleast one child with.

A : Who are these girls ?
B : That's my lovely wif and daughter.

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