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Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend day
October 25 is national kiss your girlfriend day !
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...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.
Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...
Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH
Me: *cums*
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On this day you can make out, kiss or even take it further with your girlfriend
Rodrigo: hey did you know that November 13th is National Kiss your girlfriend day!
Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now
something no man will ever know
Kevin: do you know what to get your girlfriend
Joe: fuck no! No man does!
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on this day you have to kiss your girlfriend 😦
you: can i kiss you?
gf: yes because it’s kiss your girlfriend day
give your girlfriend a hug today!
joe: hey it’s national give your girlfriend a hug day!
natalie(girlfriend): okay!
hug your girlfriend day- go and give your girlfriend a hug
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Ok… well you know when boys and girls get together… there are some bodily functions that occur… one is called Ejaculation… but see you don’t want to do this inside the girl or this could cause un wanted side effects… So at the most opportune moment you with draw. The first two shots are all ways accounted for… belly belly (of the female directly in front of the male) the third shot always goes astray...
Arron felt himself close to climax and pulled out of Leanne. Two of the threee quick bursts hit her on the belly, but the third went flying and hit Julio's girlfriend in the face. Juli then proceeded to lick it off.
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