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a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.
Dude, relax your tits. I got this.
a phrase used to tell someone to calm down or step off.
"Oh my god, you ass, you spilled your soda all over my lab report! i worked all night on that!"
"cool your tits, you can print another one!"
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The female version of "busting one's balls" or a friendly reminder that you're only joking.
Matt: "Brenner you ugly!"
Brenner: "Shut up!"
Timmy: "chill We're just rubbing on your tits."
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A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.
Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"
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Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)
- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits
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A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.
Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !
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When you’re joking with somebody and you want to make it clear that you’re just joking around.
Similar to: I’m just joshing around.
Oh gee Gabby, I wasn’t serious about you eating my ass! I was just flicking your tit!