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A bat shit insane native creature named Kyler who strangles people with bike chains
Crazy Kyler is FUCKED.
Kyler schaffer is the sexiest man alive, but with looks comes consequences. he will probably date at least 3 girls that are your friends. He is SUPER hot and he knows how to be a good listener, they usually have brown/black hair with brown eyes. He will probably commit a few crimes but you cant help but miss him while hes serving jail time. He usually likes blonde girls so you better watch out. He will probably be a good human being and if you brek his heart it will tear YOU apart because not to have on is a horrible thing.
Girl 1: whos that hot guy over there?
Girl 2: that´s kyler schaffer the one and ONLY
Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car
A person that is named kyler is the hottest person in the world and they are better than you at every game
Kyler thu is someone that is so hot that people melt when they see him
Kyler and Esterline are the perfect couple, they met by fate in elementary, and as time went on they continued to grow their love for each other.
“Hey look its Kyler and Esterline, they look so good together!”