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Special victim's detective

The one that investigates domestic violence claims.

The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).

by Solid Mantis October 24, 2020


kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.

Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us

by balls69420iloveboys October 25, 2020


among us detected opinion rejected

when someone is playing the popular game among us and they say an opinion about a question you say: "AMONGUS DETECTED OPINION REJECTED". Or there is a way to add it to a L+ratio list.

You: "Hey bro what u think about skyrim?"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"

by TODO: Learn 100 digits of pi May 4, 2022

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thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017


Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010