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gutter noodling

Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious

Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!

by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017


Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.

While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!

by Agergarth March 26, 2023


Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.

I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.

by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017


Pool Noodling

When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around

Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice

by November 23, 2021


Floofle Noodle

Pubes

I got floofle noodles in my mcdonalds burger

by BeyonceisQUAKING November 6, 2018


Noodle Gazing

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.

"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"

by UpStateBronx November 25, 2008