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Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.

He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.

by Oooo weeee April 3, 2018


Gustavio's balanced self

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.

Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?

by Krkič January 20, 2019


HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF

It's about a guy named DAN who has since went OFF to run the QUIET MAFIA at some huge LUXURY HOTEL.

Direction of every brilliant IDEAS GRABBER.

BREAKING DOWN your LIFE.

This is a good confident GOOD SPORT.

We just had a MASS FAGG0T'S explosion and it seems to have come from the direction HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF which it they are quite a P00PING BITCH.0

You are such a HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF COLEEN !0

Hey a great way to get down to each and every ELEMENT is do this underage PEDOPHILE STUFF and then you will get HEADS UP YOUR ASSH0LE SELF with a lot of SQUIRT SODA too BOOT AND YEP is that DAN OVER AT THE BOOT EUROPA.

Keep YOUR HEADS UP YOUR ASSH0LE SELF will always be a GREAT ARGENTMENT for a GENTLEMEN AND LADIES , OUCH COME AFTER!!!!

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 24, 2022


Self-interest

And when do THEY forgo THEIR self interest for ME, Jordan? That's what makes your entire worldview horseshit. It never goes the other way. It NEVER takes the form of YOU (or ANYONE for that matter) forgoing THEIR self-interest for ME.

Hym "And when does it work in the other direction? Who around me needs to forgo their own narrow self-interest? Noone? Then why should I be expected to? 'BeCaUsE yOu ShOuLd Be SeLflEsS! AgAiNsT yOuR wIlL eVeN!' You're NOT THAT Jordan. That's what makes you a charlatan. AND a liar. You don't actually ACT like you believe any of the things you say and all of your colleges have proven they DON'T actually belive any of the things you say. Your entire career has been dealing with poor victimized women and malevolent men and now YOU'RE THE SAVIOR! THE WHITE PROPHET COMETH! WOOO!" πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

by Hym Iam March 10, 2023


self-interest

Wanting what is best for everyone, including oneself, not, as commonly believed, what is best only for oneself.

He knew it was in his self-interest to help as many people as possible thrive and prosper, in comfort and safety, that only then could he ultimately thrive and prosper.

by Monkey's Dad May 13, 2020


self-groupie

Or simply 'groupie'...
Much like a 'selfie', this is when two or more people pose for a photo that is simultaneously being taken by one of the photo subjects, normally with the intent to upload to social media after it has been taken.
Also like a 'selfie' this photo is taken with one member of the group extending an arm to capture all of the members (and his/herself) in the photo as well.

By the pure definition of the world 'self', Ellen Degeneres' photo taken with several of her fellow Hollywood stars at the #Oscars2014, could not have been a 'selfie'; instead, it would be referred to as a 'self-groupie' or simply a 'groupie'. This is not to be confused with the 'Groupies' that hang around stars and famous people, hoping to be seen or included in that lifestyle of glitz and fame.

by Meemz991 March 3, 2014


Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

β€œHey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
β€œWhat? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021