1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.
"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag
It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.
guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?
guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?
Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids
The mom is usually happy
Will only return if you win the lottery
Your dad is gone and not coming back
the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him
im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!