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The slushy substance that oozes from all orifices of men hailing from Pittsburg.
someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
A man that loves thick asses on women, and often fantasizes about them
Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick ass thighs!!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!
Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.
Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.
A very round bubble ass, that is very smelly. Richard's preferred choice of rectum. It smells absolutely horrible, but can regenerate quickly and heal itself from Richard, before he rips it in half again.
Richard can't decide what to name his New York Times Bestseller book, "The Ass of Serge", or "Serge Ass".
A person who weasels out of work like an ass.
You are such an ass weasel, Karen.
A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit
Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.