barbara payton

Barbara Payton (1927 - 1967): an exceptionally beautiful, self destructive, talented actress killed, both professionally and physically, by her personal excesses.

Paris Hilton (1981 - ): a Barbara Payton antithesis.

Barbara Wears Prada

A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.

And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D

Barbara Wears Prada spends too much time on MySpace. >: