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A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock
I'm gonna now kill myself
A kick in the dick to start your day right.
I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.
The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.
hey is it ostrich time yet?
nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.