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when you help everyone you know but put yourself last
John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex
A dick that gets hard immediately when a guy's turned on. Could be taken as a sign of a healthy relationship, and is a desirable trait as a man gets older.
"John was hard the second I put on the maid's costume. But then again, he does have an eager peter."
the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two males who have slept with one or more of the same women. Usually, said women are thots, badge bunnies , neighborhood trash or from Naylor Georgia,which would group all these as a whole . It's A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then an acquaintance sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.
I am peter n' laws with everyone
alexa and peter are the cutest couple. they’re very sweet to everyone and will help you whenever you need it. they’re pretty popular because of their personalities. alexa is bubbly and sweet and will do anything for you if you just ask. peter is really nice, trustworthy and honest so you can share anything with him. you’ll never have a dull time when you’re with them. they’re a perfect match together <3 two peas and a pod!!
person one: oh who’s that really sweet couple everyone loves??
person two: omg that’s alexa and peter! how do you not know them?? they’re so sweet.
martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.
omg have you seen martina, peter parker gf?
Petered Northed Pornstar Adult
I FUCKED AND CAME ON MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE....SHE GOT PETERED (I PETER NORTHED HER)
leakage from the penis. gonorrhea
he has a bad case of the peter drip.