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when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese
“oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”
The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog
Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?
semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE
girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.
A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.
Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick
Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today
When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.
Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.
thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty
Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru
Jose: ew you got cheese dick