killing the orange juice

Putting your mouth on the orange juice container intended for the whole household and drinking until there is barely any left then putting it back.

I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.

Kill Mike Pence

A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.

Ouch! Kill Mike Pence!

National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.

Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!