Hey look, it’s a midget!
I wonder what it’s like being vertically challenged
Very short; without much physical height
My brother is very vertically challenged.
friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!
Whatever is required to have sex standing up
Dave got set vertical going to hammer it home!
Type of dance style executed when in a overly crowded dance floor.
I want to go party at after class but it will be packed, so I will be reduced to vertical dancing all night.
The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."