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when you have sex with a chic without a condom and in the morning when she tells u shes pregnant....u kick her in the stomach and say "THISSS IISSS SPAARTTAAAA"
yo son you hit that chic raw??? You get her preggo??
yeaa whateva son..I just 300 that bitch the next morning and skated...all gravy...
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Quite possibly the worst movie ever. boring as hell. dease fighting scenes. the rest of the movie was just filler to make the fighting scenes look that much better.
yo dude, did you go see 300 with yo bitch? well yes i did. after we watched it i slapped her in the face because the moie sucked so bad.
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300, Similar to the cunt punt, but during sex. Get her in the mood and start to 'do' her. Preferably over a balcony or something like that. Then unexpectedly pull out and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" and Leonidas kick her, sending her flying.
Jake and Megan were making out in his balcony, when Jake suddenly yelled out "THIS IS SPARTA!!" and kicked her in the chest. Like the beginning scenes of 300
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one of the most homoerotic movies of this year.
boring chick flick!
300 sucks! and i would hate to see it ever again.
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A movie on the battle of Thermopylae. Remarkable for its fight scenes and its stunning visuals. You could that it is among the cream of the crop when it comes to movie, just as long as you don't mind your masterpieces predictable, marginally jingoistic, historical inaccuracy and with hammy acting.
"Dude, did you see 300? It's epic, one of the greatest ever!"
"I don't know, it was kind of full of itself, I could see the hot, hot British chick getting fucked up the ass by that guy from the Wire from the get-go. And why does everybody keep yelling? It'd be more dramatic if they talked normally every now and then."
"GAAAYYY!"
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fucking a girl while standing up, pulling out, screaming "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" and kick her in the chest-preferably off your bed
dude i was fucking this chick last night and i pulled a 300 on her right onto my floor
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