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Aesop Rock is the holy god of backpacker rappers. People actually think he says something in his raps, but that is a misconception. 95% of his songs are just plain gibberish and most people that listen to him don't realize that.
-Aesop Rock, “Prosperity”
"Soakin’ an pokin’ a half
Soakin’ a laugh crash test
Figure the mixture’s diggin’ up his last breath
Grief thief leaf briefly turned chieftain.
The tap water’s on, the water’s off, the water’s leakin’”
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A rapper that just states gibberish and words with no actual meaning. Really boring to listen to and has a retarded style.
Aesop Rock - Daylight
Yo...put one up to shackle me, not clean logic procreation
I did not invent the wheel I was the crooked spoke adjacent
While the triple sixers lassos keep angels roped in the basement
I walk the block with a halo and a stick poking your patience
Ya'll catch a 30 second flash visual
Dirty cooperative net platoon bloom head trip split rediculous
Fathom the splicing of first generation
Fuck up or trickle down anti hero smack (Cracking!)
I paste the game to zero hour completion green (Splash!)
Duke of early retirement pick a dream
American nightmare hogging the screen
I'll hold the door open so you can stumble in
if you'd stop following me around the jungle gym
Now it's an honor and I spell it with the 'H' I stole from heritage
Merit crutch stolen wretched refuse of my teeming resonance
I promise temperance towards breed with a leaning conscience
Here the creed acts since responsive but my sports the war's the wattage
And I'm sleeping now (Wow!) yeah the settlers laugh
You won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash
You won't be laughing when the buzzards drag your brother's flags into rags
You won't be laughing when your front lawn is spangled with epitaphs
Dont be laughing!
And I hang my boots to rest when I'm impressed
So I triple knot them and forgot them
This origami dream is beautiful
but man those wings will never leave the ground
Without a feather and a lottery ticket, now settle down
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1. Easily one of the worst emcees of all time. None of his lyrics make sense, with respect to Jay-Z's famous line from the battle with Nas, "Because you don't understand him it don't mean that he nice. Just mean you don't understand all the bullshit that he writes."
2. The emcee who's style sounds like he raps on acid
1. "Aesop Rock hasn't been underground for 14 years simply because he enjoys it, he's been underground for so long because he's failed to establish a strong enough fan base to exceed the underground."
2. "These wings...
Have seen things most men would melt apart from
it's like, wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,
all my drunk destiny pushed was one radio flyer chock full of halo parts,
ringin' this crime,
like man, I could fix your broken shine,
We're all saint swept serpent tide 'round charcoal tomorrow,
bunk holiday debt, easy now brother, I'm here,
I'm now, then and there, I we us them it I'm sorry, I'm,
god, this final extension's beautiful, but friend, I don't deserve it,
I beg of you sweet father"
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Selling at Aesop's Pawnshop in D&D (Dungeons & Dragons)
With Aesop's Pawnshop card in my set I tried aesopping on every turn
When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name
Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with
Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.
ASAP - as soon as possible.
Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.
Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!
Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.
EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough
EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough