Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

butterknifed

Using the penis on the vagina as if you were spreading butter on a hot muffin without insertion.

I butterknifed her and she came before I even crammed it in.

Butterknifing

Using the wrong word or term to describe something that has a specific word thinking that the term used is close enough. ie. calling a "table knife" a "butter knife" or a "sheet" a "blanket". Usually in the context that it has created confusion or the wrong supplies to be ordered.

"She kept butterknifing Rinse Aid on the shopping list so now we have a ton of dishwasher soap and we are out of dishwasher rinse fluid because she kept putting 'dish soap' on the list instead of Rinse Aid"