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A question asked by a friend or passerby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.
Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls
When that skater got hit I asked:
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.
I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)
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Also known as the "check cashin' cawd," this is the only form of payment available to persons who have destroyed their credit history by purchasing far too much alcohol and/or car stereo equipment on their first (and only) credit card. You can spot such persons by either a prominent mullet or lazy eyes caused by excessive crack abuse. The largest concentrations are found on the Eastern Seaboard and reside in Newark, Philadelphia, Jacksonville, and especially Atlanta. All of these persons are in need of rental vehicles as all of theirs are either on blocks or have been repossessed by the state.
"Do y'all take the check cashin' cawd (Debit Card) for yo' rental cars?
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the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly
spending money just because you have it.
Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"
Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"
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The suspenseful game of trying to buy things with a debit card that has little money left in the account. You win if you have enough money to buy the item; you lose if you find you have "insufficent funds" and cannot buy the item.
John lost his first game of debit-card roulette when he tried to buy ten dollars worth of McDonalds with $4.25 left in his account.
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the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.
Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.
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This is a person who goes to the store and once they pay for their items, the cashier must always tell them to flip their debit card over as they ALWAYS have it facing the wrong way.
That guy ALWAYS has his debit card facing to the left. What a retard eh? I mean, he comes in twice a week and ALWAYS forgets. He must be a debit card retard.
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When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.
Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.
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