Douche

My ex boyfriend.

My ex boyfriend lied to me and started treating me like shit when he met someone else. What a fuckin’ douche.

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Douche-douche

The ultimite insult. If delivered properly it can end any sort of argument. Usuealy delivered when someone comes to your house and breaks your shit, or an obnoxious prick. There are different levels of being a Douche-douche. Each individual Douche-douche has his own title: Douche-douche Commander, Douche-douche Killer, The Douche-douche, etc.

Ben:Oh my god Cole just broke my guituar.
Dean:Yo man, he's Triple Douche-douche legend.
Ben:Word

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the douche

someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!

Dude Remar your the douche forever for a life time and a day!

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Douche

Kanye West

Kanye West is the world biggest douche

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Douche'

The response to someone when they state an obvious correction but, they state it in a pompous manner.

Tom: Dude she never even called me back after our date.
Carl: Thats because your hung like a hamster.
Tom: Douche'

douched on

verb: to assert yourself on top of another in the douchiest way possible, by any means necessary.

Dude, Hunter totally douched on Dylan the other day.

douch

A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...

Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch

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