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premature elect-elation

Celebrating your candidate's victory before the fat lady sings, the dust settles and the final count is in. A serious medical problem which may result in loss of friends, credibility or face.

If you or a loved one suffers from "premature elect-elation," there IS help. Celebrating before the final count is in, is a serious problem and may result in loss of friends, credibility or face...and if you really think it's over and there are no more surprises to see...you haven't been paying attention for the past year.

by team grammatard November 8, 2016


Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.

Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.

by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019


Orgasmic Elation

This happens when a guy is near sexual release. They pull out, grab thier partner by the back of the head meating thier gaze. At the moment of release, he says "WHEEEEEEEEE" at the top of his lungs.

John had an Orgasmic Elation last night.

by TheBaddness January 15, 2023


Elate

Climbing up to Challenger 500 LP and dropping to Master after a short time until he ends up on Diamond 3 again.

Hobo: "OMG, he is going full Elate."
Pest: "I am going Elate now."

by Jukaio July 14, 2017


Elations

(noun) a creative compilation produced of natural wellness ingredients, fit for human consumption, that cause great happiness and exhilaration.

ABC Elations has a new product line.
Elations are good alternatives to alcohol.
They used elations as a cessation device to stop using drugs.

by Kingmobile February 24, 2022