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used in conjunction with any (and i mean any!!)forthcoming action that one is about to do...
i am going to get festively laid tonight
there is all sorts of festive happenings tomorrow
do you want to make a festive cup of tea?
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A festivant is person who attends, or imagines, he/she is attending, a festival.
How many festivants went to the Detroit Jazz Festival? My cousin never gets out, she was a festivant by the webcast.
Could mean anything. Could mean bad, could mean good.
Example of bad: Hmm, ok, that is really.......festive."
Example of good: "Oh my God! That is so festive!"
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A festival is an event, usually attended by the unwashed masses and hippies.
Mainly a festival serves as excuse for crappy rock bands like Athlete and that utter prick Pete Doherty to make a lot of money for doing fuck all.
It is compulsory not to wash for one week before attending a festival. And hippies must always have a grimy joint pressed between their filthy, yellowed fingers.
Hippy: I'm going to a festival this weekend.
Me: I trust you have not washed recently then.
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Verb: Festivaling
To Festival: To go stage to stage, listening to music you don't know whilst doing drugs.
It is estimated that 90% of attendees at outdoor summer festivals are festivaling and in fact have no idea what music they are there to listen to.
"No sorry I can't this weekend man, I'm festivaling."
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It´s when a man blows his load in his patrners Anus. Then pulls out two straws and both partners suck said load out of anus.
In celebration to Tammy getting Teacher of the Year. Johnny got festive with Tammy. Now there´s nothing the two won´t do. Sick bastards!
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