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Another word for air. Smart ass remark truckers often give to cops.
Cop: What are you hauling?
Trucker: Sailboat fuel
Cop: Let's have a look
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Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.
Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
The absolute minimum amount of fuel required for an aircraft to return to an airport and conduct a safe landing.
"We are three minutes until bingo fuel. If you can't retrieve the rescue swimmer by then, we will leave him behind."
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Man Fuel is any type of liquid intoxicant (i.e. Beer/Liquor) that is ingested by the human male in order to fuel everyday activities. It also fuels ambitions to participate in activities the next day that usually don't get done. Man Fuel also inhibits an unrelentless urge for males to attempt to mate with the opposite sex many times and with as many partners throughout the period of ingesting Man Fuel.
Damn "Jim" after drinkin' that 40 ounces of Man Fuel I was able to mate with that "Lindsey" chick on the back of her car behind Burger King. Boy she really let me have it my way!!
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Something of an extremely disturbing nature, capable of inducing nightmares or other trauma. This is often something not meant to be disturbing. Popularized by "Mystery Science Theater 3000" and, later, James Lileks.
For some people, that S from Hell is pure nightmare fuel.
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anything wholesome and sweet that makes you want to continue living life and hope for better days
Some of these greentext stories are just life fuel for me.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
9/11 was an inside job
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