Glen

Glen A.K.A Glenital warts is an ice road trucker who loves to we're his hat
He is usually seen to be ploughing many women at once using hit hat as the ultimate bum fiddling device
He shares his love of hats with everyone, including women men and any other animals

Which ones glen?

The guy with the hat surrounded by the pork pie pussys

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Glen

A retard that goes out with stupid girls that try to light lollipop sticks on fire

That guy is such a glen

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Glen

A man that has the sexual power to pull any jess

Wow that was defo a glen

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Glen

To not have a hard bone in your body Tobe among some of the weakes people to walk earth

Wow I bet you think your a bad ass ya little Glen

You've never heard of anyone named Glen being a savage

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Glen

He sucks at football and can’t run

Mom:who’s that?

Player: that’s Glen

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Glen

The literal best. He is that one person that started your life off right but suddenly disappears. He's pretty adorable if you ask me. He has a hard time expressing his emotions and sometimes he just needs a friend that understands him. It's rare for a Glen to be close to you and he has only 1-5 close friends. He may be nice to you but on the inside, he can have a deep hatred for you. Glen waits for a girl to make the first move because he's scared of rejection. He has amazing friends and family.

Boy: Is that Glen? I haven't seen him in years!
Girl: Yeah, that is him! He's still as cute as I remember.
Boy: You know I'm your boyfriend right?

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The Glen

When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.

"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"

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