Grained

Usually used as a synonym for f*cked up or messed up.

I grained while playing terraria and died to the Wall of Flesh..
Did you see that guy? He looks totally grained..

grain

Slang originating from southern Iowa meaning to jump someone with one or more accomplices and then kicking or smushing your foot onto their mouth/teeth as hard as possible as the other person(s) holds them down.

Person 1: Bro, did you hear about Jack and Haley graining Josh yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he won't be able to speak normally ever again, dude.

grain

A tremendous amount.
Short for grip on the grain

There are a grain of people over there.

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grain of salt

A metaphor used when information or advice should not be taken so seriously.

Peter: I read somewhere that we're going to war with North Korea!!
Mom: Where did you hear that from?
Peter: Someone commented on my Facebook post
Mom: It was probably sarcasm that you clearly missed on. There is definitely tension between the US and North Korea but not enough to go into War over. Take what they said with a grain of salt.

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Obtain the Grain

just a way for one, ie. me, to flex on yall with their immaculate use of the english language by speaking as the ones important to society do, its the competent way of saying "lets get that bread"

You: Lets get this bread
I, an intellect: Lets obtain the grain

wood grain

wood paneling in a luxury car, i.e. a maybach

'chrome and some wood grain'
-Position of Power, 50 Cent

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eye-graine

a migraine that starts in your eyes

Man, I just started getting this friggin' eye-graine and my vision is all blurry!