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I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house
Please help me
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When you're wildly drunk and you can't handle yourself. You have to ask someone to help you.
Holy hell, I'm blackout drunk right now.
Someone help me.
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An international movement named after a line spoken in the "The Savage Curtain" episode of Star Trek in 1966 where Vulcan character Surak repeatedly cries out "Help me Spock" from behind a rock formation.
Although having its name based on the aforementioned Star Trek episode, the Help Me Spock movement is completely undefined and has been interpreted in many ways, including getting its own song by the band Warp 11 in 2008.
The vague nature of the Help Me Spock movement may very well be the reason for its appeal to millions of followers worldwide.
Help Me Spock!
Hooking up with random people, who are not necessarily all that attractive, because youre confused and depressed after a breakup.
"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"
"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."
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A subtle (?) way of asking someone for drugs, without alerting a keen ear that might be dropping from the eaves nearby.
Bob: Hey Jim, can you Help Me Out?
Jim: Sure Bob, same as always?
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Help Me Rhonda, Inc. is owned by Rhonda Barrymore and has several trademarks for Help Me Rhonda.
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A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.
John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
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