HMS or How Many Stell's is the scale of rating the looks of a girl on the basis of how many Stella Artois it would take to engage in sexual relations with them.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
Lewis: Hey Jake!
Jake: Yeah
Lewis: HMS?
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
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Can be used as an unnecessary extension to a question.
What's with all these people wearing stupid colorful socks--do they think they distract people away from realizing how boring and unoriginal they actually are, hm?
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High maintenance. When someone takes their sweet time getting ready and making everyone wait for them so they can put on their eye lashes and fake nails.
You are so HM Kim! I can't handles.
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βHm.β can be used as a term for when you don't feel like your important to anyone and have no sense in the world. It also mean's that you donβt feel like an important person in your life cares because you did something that you didnβt know makes them mad and you rather know or donβt know what you did.
It also means that you donβt wanna talk to anyone at all because you feel shitty and turn all notifications off of everything so people canβt reach out to you. Kinda like ghosting.
Her: *Leaves you on opened multiple times after saying/doing somethingβ
Him: Hm. *Turns notifications off for rest of the night/day*
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hm is a sound made after someone says something it can be used in a condescending/angry/confused/excited/speechless situation
(someone says something stupid) your response "hm"
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hot mama. for all you ladies out there, this word is for you! and my old sixth grade class mate. lol
me: i think that guy is wearing mascra.
my friend: OMG! hm!!! lol
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His/Her Majesty.
Title given to the highest of the British (and some other) royal families
HM the Queen.
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