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Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".
"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"
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1. (verb) To eat non-stop without feeling full.
2. (noun) Slang for an all you can eat restaurant in Surrey.
1. "My heart is racing, I'm feeling so Howard, and I'm still eating!!!"
2. "Hey let's all go to Howard's for dinner."
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A coping mechanism made up for students to make light of their failing grades assigned by Mr. Said Teacher. While beloved at first, the fellowship of the "cult" has fallen, leaving a shell of what once was, leaving Mr. Said Teacher cold and brooding once more, destroying students' grades and life one draining assignment at a time. With the fellowship ruined, individual students still subject to Mr. Said Teacher's doctorate-level expectations suffer alone, in despair.
Chemistry student: Remember when people had all those pictures of you?
Mr. Said Teacher: Oh yes, Howardism, I try to forget it. It was stalkerish.
Former Howardist (under breath): It wasn't our fault the school had your picture on the website.
To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.
Things got a bit sticky last night after i had a Howard.
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Howard is the most funniest person you will ever meet. He will always find a way to make people laugh and make them feel better. He is quiet but once you get to know him he is the craziest person you will ever meet. Howard is very tall and handsome and likes football. If you have a Howard in your life hold onto him because you’ll never find a person as good as a Howard.
I wish I knows a Howard
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that weird as fuck alien that dances to the music from money longer and looks like a fucking robot version of dame tu cosita
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