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a hockey player that HAD(NO LONGER =-( long hair who likes to be annoying. Also plays lacrosse.
favorite hockey team is the capitals. ._/
also likes to froggy hop a lot at random times.
wow Keelan, if you jump so high like all the way to china then fall I'm gonna laugh =-)
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verb, any sick and brutal slaughter or consumption of puppies, kittens and/or cute baby animals.
noun, a demented irish man that probobly wants to cause you mental or physical pain.
verb: those crazy hoboes snuck int o the zoo and keelaned all the cute animals.
noun: oh my god dude, that sketchy guy over there with the potatoes and the pot of gold is a keelan...he was on the news last week.
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a handsome man who has the most girls in secondary school
Girl 1: have you seen Keelan before? he looks good
Myra: yes in fact i’ve dreamt about him last night
girl 2: hey he was in my dream not yours
irish man of 4 feet or less in height who tries to teach
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A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.
P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me
P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler
P1 - Yeah your right he probably is
Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.
Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.
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