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Making up with someone you gotten into a fight with.
My friends and I a had a huge fight about Toy Stories 4, but after awhile, we had decided to hug it out and kiss and make up, after realizing our mistakes.
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A lunch or dinner date that two people go on after hooking up simply because they feel guilty for sleeping together without having gone on a date first.
Opposite of first-date-fuck and first-date-fuck faux pas.
1.) Well the sex wasn't great, but the food was good at the make up date the next day.
2.) I think John and I are going to hook up, but I kinda want to sneak out before we have to go on a make up date.
To jizz all over an Asian girl's face, then proceed to clean the mess up by an extra blowjob, once done, her face will look like white powder make-up.
Lev: You won't believe me, I gave this Asian girl an Asian make-up!
Anton: Too much time on your hands, dumbass.
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What two friends do after resolving a disagreement on Facebook.
I read on your wall that you got in a fight with Ryan.
Yeah, but it's ok, we make up poked.
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The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.
It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
Damn, girl, you look like a clown. Put down the make-up shotgun next time.
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Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.
Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.
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After a couple have an argument and decide to settle it with sexual relations.
The best sex there is!
1) You whore....wanna have make up sex?
2) dude, me and da missius had make up sex last night.it was da bomb
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