Noob

An amature - one who's lost and has no clue what they're doing.

Noob: Shit man, the girl I met yesterday won't call me back!?
Friend: How many times did you call her?
Nood: Like 10 times... Every 10 miniutes... Is that too much?
Friend: Shit man!! You're a NOOB at getting chicks!!

Why don't you get anything right? Gezzz you're a true NOOB!!

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Noob

(noun)
A. someone new to said game("noob" can but does not correctly apply to other aspects of life outside the range of video games.)

B. someone who is bad at said game, commonly someone who has played said game for a decently long period, or more who claims to be "good, nice, sick, beastly, epic" at said game and then gets OWNED over and over again will commonly rant on calling every one who kills, beats, and or defeates him or her a "noob".

C. someone being called a "noob" by a noob because the real noob is angry as his or her noobness and retaliates by calling the non-noob a noob.

EXAMPLE#1
Player1(noob): Hey man how do you get up there?

Player2: Wow noob, go play runescape!

EXAMPLE#2
Player1(noob):*dies(constantly)* WTFF DUDE YOU NOOB

Player2: You mad son?

EXAMPLE#3
Player1:*PWNAGE*

PLayer2(noobb): wtff you noob stop being lame

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Noob

An extremely out of date name for someone who is bad at a game, especially Minecraft or ROBLOX

Person 1: *Is playing badly*
Person 2: Bro, you're such a noob.
Person 1: Dude, are you from like 2017 or something?

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Noob

1. A person who can't spell, can't shut the crap up, will be VERY annoying, will be stubborn and stupid, and much MUCH more that's not positive about them.

2. A name that came from Newbie.

1. log

1.42.12 CS54 logged on
1.42.13 Server: Welcome CS54!
1.42.13 Server: Please follow the rules:
1.42.13 Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming.
1.42.54 U6gunz logged on
1.42.55 Server: Welcome U6gunz!
1.42.55 Server: Please follow the rules:
1.42.55 Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming.
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 CS54: What the hell is your problem?
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.32 Connection lost. Creating log.
2. Person 1 : Where did noob come from?

Person 2 : Newbie. Weird, huh?

Person 3 : Yea

Person 1 : Hmm.

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Noob

A new player, not someone who killed you

Player1: YOU FUCKING NOOB, THE TEAM IS DEAD CUZ OF YOU
Player2(noob): ;~;

Noob

The most commonly spoken word on Roblox. Most commonly uttered by 8-11 year olds when a player joins a lobby or gets killed by that certain player

Player 1: Hi, I'm new to the game-
Player 2: sTfU NOOB GET REKT LOL XD 69

Noob

Nigerian slang term for doing somebody

Adebiyi: Ogba, come here ooo let me noob you.
Ogba: Ohh Ade noob me hard!