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Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.
In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."
Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."
Normal Person: "What a pussy."
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Post Election Selection Trauma.
Something that mentally ill liberal voters suffer from because their guy lost a democratic election.
These leftnut shitheads are SHOCKED by democracy.
Get over it ya bastards,your guy fuckin lost!
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A bloke that doesn't have a type and goes for anyone with a pair of tits and a set of long nails, even if she has had a child removed by social services. No standards and plagues girls on Facebook and Instagram and follows any model wannabe thinking they might get some love in return. Usually goes to the gym, lifts weights, has tattoos and has no brain cells to think or do anything other than that...
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Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.
I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.
That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.
"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"
"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"
A sex pest is a person that is overly sexual with people that do not want his/hers/their advances. They may say things to make people uncomfortable or send unsolicited nudes. They are not usually self aware of their sex pestery.
Hey, did Jessi send you unsolicited nudes? She's a real sex pest.
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Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.
My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.