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A suburb in Greater Vancouver where the absence of Benz in your driveway is socially unacceptable.
Residents of the west end get jealous because we have enough space to build a house that's worth more than $5 million.
West End Guy: Hey I just put a jacuzzi in my backyard.
Westwood Plateau Guy: Hey I just put a tennis court in my backyard. Bitch.
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The lovely place between pissed and stoned.
Hey, Matt, what do you call that place between pissed and stoned?
Plateaued Equilibrium man.
a sexual position where a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and thrusts it up and down in order to reach an orgasm.
if pamela anderson were a prostitute, they'd call her "lily" after her sexual specialty of lily on the plateau.
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the area of pubic hair below a male's stomach and above the genitalia
Friend One: Dude, the pubic plateau is no more, the crew came and cleared out the underbrush.
Friend Two: You mean you shaved your pubes?
Friend One: ...yeah.
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Corporate glass ceiling hit by homosexuals
Gay staff still face a pink plateau in many workplaces
What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.
Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.
A term used in certain sports that involve intimidation. When you have 2 intimidating people, you don't put them one right after the other. That would be a mountain. If you spread out the intimidating people, you make a plateau. This is to ensure that throughout the whole game there will always be an intimidating person to come.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: Are you going to bat after me in this inning?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: No, we need an intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: A what?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: An intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: Ok.
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