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Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.
guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?
guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.
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An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.
It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.
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A game played at an airport where 2 or more people run across the runway and whoever makes it across the runway or gets shot by TSA last wins
"Hey Jerry, up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, I heard Tommy fuckin died last time we played."
a hit, emmy nominated tv series on Bravo(soon to be featured on NBC) in which 15 fashion desingers take part in different fashion challenges, the person to perform the worst in each challenge will be eliminate until in the end three remain and face off with each of thier fashion line(representing them) on olympus fashion week, the winner wins a spread in elle magazine along with other prizes. it is basically an awesome show, it is so dramatic, funny, and simply exciting.
Beav: "Did you see project runway last night?"
Kid: "No, i was in the icu because i was in a state of a coma"
Beav: "Stupid kid you missed out on some crazy drama, jsut because you were about to die?"
kid: "sorry."
Beav: " NO...you deserve to die, sorry but it's the truth"
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A penis, perfect in girth and length and with the right amount of veins running along the shaft. A truly beautiful member.
10/10 dick.
Friend: Hey wassup girl!? How was your date with Alex last night?
Girl: It was great! He came back to my place and I sucked his dick all night. He had a real runway cock...such a nice tasty dick.
Friend: Damn girl, I'd like some of that.
When you dont wipe your ass or chode area
My ass itches i got a rusty runway
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the act of semen shooting beyond its intended target eg. a tissue held in the hand; esp. with more powerful than expected ejaculations.
Shit! Now I'm going to have to clean the floor since i overshot the runway.
Be careful not to overshoot the runway onto your laptop.
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