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Salvatore Shurtzverscins

Inventor of the “shirts vs skins” competition concept. Created after several hilarious mishaps with passing the ball to the wrong team.

“Hey Pax I don’t reminder who is on our team”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”

by Big jenk July 6, 2021


stefan salvatore

character from the vampire diaries
very sexy salvatore brother. rippah. klefan for the win.

btw hes 5'11 and weights 172lb. RAIL ME NOW PLS.

"stefan salvatore is so fucking sexy"

by haha beans May 14, 2021

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Damon Salvatore

The hottest mf out there. He’s could get it honestly. Damon enjoys to drink a lot of bourbon. He’s the only man that can r@il me. He’s the definition of perfection. Period

hello I’m Damon Salvatore

by obsessed with damon December 21, 2020


Damon Salvatore

A hot vampire on the tv show The Vampire Diaries. Elena's one true love, has slept with many women including Elena's best friend Caroline and has killed many people including Jeremy Gilbert aka Elena's little brother. Is Stefan Salvatore's older brother, has shared nearly every girl with Stefan. Has the whole universe fighting against him and Elena according to Tessa, a witch. And can at times be a jack ass but in the end he just cares about family and although he always fought with her, honestly cares for Bonnie, Elena`s dead best friend.

Damon Salvatore to Elena : "You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger. I want you to get everything you`re looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened"

Damon Salvatore to Stefan : "Our life is one big proverbial coin toss"

"Are you lecturing me?"

by NewOrleansTortoise November 8, 2013

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Damon Salvatore

The Hottest guy alive. (vampire) He is so fricken good looking in every way; his amazing blue-grey eyes, his gorgeous kissable mouth, his amazing hair etc. His voice is SO sexy but also sweet, and sometimes you just gotta say 'aawwwww'.
He is so powerful and really strong, so he is gonna save you when your in danger.

Rosa; Look at that hot new guy!

Freyja; God that guy is hot! Nearly as hot as Damon Salvatore!

Rosa; Are you joking? Nobody is fucking hotter than Damon Salvatore. Are YOU crazy?

Freyja; I'm sorry...

by r.poppylovesdamon April 3, 2011

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Damon Salvatore

damon. aka the most misunderstood character in the whole tvd series. everyone had told him he was unworthy, useless, heartless, and a psychopath. until, he finally believed it. he believed every single word. all damon ever wanted was love, but that privilege was taken away from him. many people never allowed damon to change. he just wanted to be like everyone else, he just wanted a happy ending. no matter how much he says he is sorry, nobody will forgive him.

person: I hate damon salvatore,

you with common sense: read the definition.

by Accurate defenitions March 14, 2021

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Damon Salvatore

Damon Salvatore is my hot bff, just like the rest. Although i forgot to mention that but all of them are still hot

Katherine Pierce: Whos your other other hot bff?

me: Damon Salvatore, hes hot but so is Stefan, AND Elijah.

Katherine: oh.

me: WELL SHIT I MIGHT JUST PULL A YOU

by Papi Wiggles January 13, 2021