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International fuck your best friend day
He: wanna fuck cause it’s 3rd September
She: ofc
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People who are born on the 3rd of September seem to be very good looking and has an amazing relationship with the person they are with rn they are so so pretty and caring !!!
Emma: Hey when’s your birthday?
Tina: The 3rd September
Emma: OMG no wonder your so pretty!!
September 3rd is national take your girlfriend to dinner day. She's very deserving of a nice dinner with her sweet heart. Make sure to tell her how pretty she is!
John: hey let's go out September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day.
What day is it?
Oh it’s september 3rd, national dive club day.
Nation hit your shortest friend day (P.S Only deakon)
Tall friend:it’s September 3rd nation hit your shortest friend day
Deakon:fuck that’s me
bob belchers and linda belchers wedding anniversary
linda: i'm just saying, its easy to remember. september 3rd. nine three. nine is divisible by three.
bob: what? thats not-- a lot of numbers are divisible by three.
national wab day. wet ass balls. where we appreciate men and the slimy wab they have and how it smells
september 3rd is a holiday