Simonas

Lithuanian on steroids, that's basicly him.

Fuck it's simonas

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Simonas

a NERD

but he a chill boi

Yeah i met a simonas today

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Simonas

Simonas is the cutest boy ever living. If you see him you should probably hang out with him.

Hi Simonas!

Hi gurl😙

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SIMONAS

A verb for receiving an abortion

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes

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Dirty Simona

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.

“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”

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Simona Halep

Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)

That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.

Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.

Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.

No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!

I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.

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Simona Tsaparis

A girl so gracious and lovely that she normally comes across as sassy but she's not.

Person 1: Wow, look at that girl! I bet she is super rude and-
Person 2: That's my friend, Simona Tsaparis! She's like, totally awesome *Stalks away to go join Tsparis*