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The belief that the world will be much better without the individual Maksim Roskov, otherwise known as Siphon.
Dude life just got much better with anti-siphonism. We don't have to worry about cringe or desperation anymore!
When going down on a girl while she menstruates and deciding you are going to slurp it up and put it in a jar to save for later.
When Tod opened his freezer for some cherry ice cream, he was horrifyingly surprised to find a jar of red siphon about to expire..... so he ate that instead.
a hose a mother fucker uses to steal gas out of your mother fuckin whip
that mother fucker Tyrone used a siphon hose and stole gas from my mother fuckin whip
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A Whore who drains the balls of all their cum with pussy, mouth or Ass. A girl who gives head and swallows. A slut that milks every last drop of cum from you and your buddies.
Let me tell you Kerry is a real Cum Siphon.
My wife is a cum siphon.
Last night we ordered a couple of Cum Siphons for the bachelor party tonight.
Not only is Melissa a real pretty girl, she is also a Cum Siphon.
Fellatio performed on a small penis.
When asked about giving a hyphen siphon to the Asian guy, she said it was like drinking wasabi through a straw.
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Human A: We should hang out with George more often, he's a cool dude.
Human B: No, that guy is a wang siphon.
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