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Hopkins School

Making your best not good enough since 1660.

I was a straight A student at my old school but ever since I came to Hopkins School, I'm a straight C- student.

by Acul Naes November 30, 2016

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Katie Hopkins

The Queen of the Karens.

She is a nasty, horrible vile excuse for a human being.

She says the most bigoted things. She is known for her racist, islamaphobic, homophobic, casteist, and all other -ist and -phobic things that you can imagine.

Hear are some things that she said:
(1) She would not allow her kids to interact with people based on their names as it indicates they are of a "lower class". I shit you not.
(2) She has called for a "Final Solution" (which is a WW2 Nazi reference to killing the Jews).
(3) She wrongly accused a Muslim family for being extremists when they were denied entry to America to go to Disneyland. She also had to pay £150,000 in damages.
(4) During the 2016 mayoral elections, she threatened to shove a sausage up her STD infested ass if Sadiq Khan won over Zac Goldsmith (who also happens to be an asshole). Fortunately, Sadiq won.
(5) She is also known for making misogynistic comments (how ironic). By that, I don't mean just anti-feminist comments, but legit sexism.
(6) She claims that fasting in Ramadan causes violence.
(7) She also doesn't like naming children after geographic locations even though one of her kids is called India. See facepalm.
(8) She is also against vaccines. But don't worry. Her children won't be anywhere near our "low class" kids.

She is so vile that even the daily mail fired her.

International Karen Award: And the winner of this year's IKA award is (drumroll)
Katie Hopkins!

by Yezek July 27, 2020

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Johns Hopkins

A university that tries to be the best at everything, including grade deflation.

Sometimes I wish I had gone to Harvard where you get easy A's, instead I'm at Johns Hopkins.

by jhu22 January 17, 2013

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Hopkins’ fate

n.

The situation in which a person more habituated to condemning others is himself or herself condemned by another party. Applicable also in situations where the condemned party is merely sanctimonious in attitude.

After Matthew Hopkins (1620-1647), putative English Witchfinder General, who, legendarily, was himself found guilty of witchcraft and executed, after having conducted investigations into allegations of witchcraft which ultimately led to the deaths of hundreds of innocent people.

“She is always always moralizing about something, but now she’s the one who’s getting taken to task for her opinions.”

“Yes, it’s Hopkins’ fate.”

by Maharg Nairb March 14, 2017


johns hopkins

Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.

Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did not think of the consequences of attending. Yay i got in... oh shit I came.

by cellar door January 18, 2005

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ellen hopkins

the best writer in the world
she wrote amazing stories

duuuuuuude ellen hopkins is waaaaayyy bangable.
i totallllly read alll her books

by fooooshizzzzlenana March 21, 2009

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Dominic Hopkins

A GINGER

Person 1: Who is that dirty ginger?
Person 2: That's a nasty Ginger his name is Dominic Hopkins, but swap around the letters in the word ginger and

Dominic Hopkins is a dirty Redheaded no good soul less soul sucking piece of shit GINGER

by Ginger17845Monkey January 20, 2023