tats

A hilarious variation on the word tits. Made famous by Avid Marion (Bo' Selecta - Channel 4).

When said out loud, it sounds like you are an ignorant foreigner trying to pronounce "tits".

ZOMG! Piss on my tats j00 bitch!

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Tats

a slang word for Tattoo, tattoo is an ink drawing permantly on ones body.

Whoever "Ryan" is that made the first Tats definition is fucking stupid becuase tats are definatly not tits

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tat

An elusive item which one may use to barter for the much more desireable 'tit'.

What exactly IS tat, and where the hell do I trade it in?

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Tats

The big (or little) breasts or a girl's chest that feel great to press up against or to fondle.

I liked feeling her tats on my chest.

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Tat

A person with a fucked titty

Bro wtf you have a tat

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tat

the act of itching your nose vigorously until point of embarrassment.

STEPS:
1. acknowledge itching sensation.
2. look around and assure yourself that no one is looking.
3. if someone does happen to be looking, put on a hoodie and some party glasses with a big nose, mustache, and eyebrows
4. after checking your surroundings, make the letter "e" in sign language.
5. curl the letter to a shape that fits your nose.
6. grope you nose in a vertical motion until itching is relieved.

"Man, my nose itches terribly. I sure do need to tat!"

"Have you seen that guy? Every time i look over, he's tatting!"

"His tats are so intense!"

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Tat

A large breast.

When talking to a large breasted lady "get ya tat's out!"

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