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umi kaboomi

umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.

¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨

by daisy9785 May 9, 2022


Umi

The hottest person in the room that everyone has a crush on.

OMG have you seen umi's huge penis?

by Umi Lover April 23, 2022


Umi

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids.

Omg joon did it again. That's Umi.

by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021


UMI

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids. YESS IT'S HER.

Joon's ring finger is Umi.

by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021


Umi

A really athletic girl, who is quite loud. But, once you get to know her she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She is always so pretty, bright, and funny. She is also very talented in arts, she can make the most amazing drawings, and you'll expect to find it in a art gallery. All the boys slowly fall in love with her, and if you ever meet an Umi make SURE you keep her, because if you don't it will be the worst mistake and regret you will ever make.

Porridge: Grrr, she mine grrrrr!!! >:c

All the boys: NAhh she mine muahahhahahh >:)

Porrdige: Not if have her first >:D ahhahahhhahahahah

Porrdige: *twerks to Umi to win her love*

by lil shawty katrix December 8, 2020


umi

somebody that really loves getting rowdy and absolutely adores pizza!! they’re super mega cool and fun all the time😣😣

“Woah look over there it’s umi!”
Oh yeah, i heard they have this deep obsession for pizza or something!”

by rocksarecool_707 April 28, 2022


Umi

Umi is a name for a girl that is powerful. She’s very wise and humble. She’s the nicest girl you know and will take care of you when needed. She gets her name from her looks, she’s naturally pretty.

Wow, look it’s Umi

by November 22, 2021