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A nice way to say "a wank".
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.
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Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
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A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.
Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!
I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
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Masturbation whislt dancing to music.
He was shaking his booty and having a good wankying session on the dancefloor.
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a penis. Used by people like me.
He pulled out his wankie.
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Someone that wanks it chronically or uncontrollably.
1. My friend Jared is a wankis because he's always playing with his cock and balls.
2. Dude we found so much porn on Besler's computer, he's such a wankis.
3. FUCK YOU WANKIS!
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