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Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.
The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.
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Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.
Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
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Wifey in training, a term used by a man for his significant other
Put that cigarette out, my WIT is coming home soon
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to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.
My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!
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A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.
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What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.
"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
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