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Defined by Jeff Brown in the book 'Soulshaping', Cell your soul is the idea that the body is the karmic field where the soul’s lessons are harvested. In order to grow spiritually, we must bring our suffering and our joy through the cells of the body until our spiritual lessons are birthed. Repressed emotions are unactualized spiritual lessons. To grow, we have to see our feelings all the way through. Once they make it all the way through the conversion tunnel, the lesson is revealed and the soul evolves to the next stage.
You feel all frustrated and blocked up emotionally. I think you need to cell your soul. Don't let all the lessons at the heart of your experiences get bottled up.
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Put the soul in the soul in the bag or i will eat your soul
when ur grandma trys to give u a kiss she secretly snips off ur penis then u say u ate my soul grandma then she gets a hotdog bun and chillie and makes a coney dog outta ur dick then she stuffs the hole thing in one bite viousiosly and turns to a jew and kils saintan wif one blow to his hairy pussy and gets eattin out by a very very old dog
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When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.
Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.
Said with much emphasis.
Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.
Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.
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Say this to random stangers, then whip out.......a lollipop. Or take it literally for it's meaning.
Phone rings:
"Is this Mary? Well hello Mary........I want yer soul......."
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Often a comeback in an argument involving escalating threats.
I'll eat your cookie if you leave it here.
Oh yeah? Well, I'll eat you FACE!
I'll eat your SOUL!!!
win.
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Highly offensive wording to motivate someone and/or the actual physical contact between a penis and soul.
Example 1: If Woody isn't in my office in fifteen minutes I'm going to FUCK START HIS SOUL!!!
Example 2: Chesty Puller is waiting patiently in heaven for you to die so he can fuck start your soul!
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