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1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.
"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender
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1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.
2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.
3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.
2. Are you really a bender?
3. KILL ALL HUMANS!
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An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.
Note: This is not a "2 beers every night event." Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.
1. Tuesday night commemorates my crossing from an unproductive drunken week to a full fledged bender.
2. Come over tonight. I picked up some Vladdy, I can't break the streak of my two week long bender.
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An English slang term for homosexual. Used as an epithet for a male who is bent over.
Oi look at that poof Dominic, he's a right bender.
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Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.
I went on a bender instead of studyign for finals
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A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.
His best friend and room mate is Fry.
Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.
His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender
Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans
Fry: Bender, Bender
Bender: Wah?
Fry: Do you have a bathroom?
Bender: A what?
Fry: A bathroom
Bender: huh?
Fry: Ah forget it
Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
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A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.
Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?
Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.
The reply is most definately a benderism.
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