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Suddenly focusing all of one's mindfulness and energy towards a previously insignificant objective, even at great personal cost.
Manager: This note from IT says your login was banned because you haven't watched the phishing awareness video in six months, and you ignore their reminders.
Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.
Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-
Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!
Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!
Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.
To begin the smoking of marijuana. Often said when someone holds up the lighter in a closed fist towards you.
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The fascist inability to leave people alone, and mind one's own business.
My college kid's incessant activism is exhausting.
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1. Anyone who goes around posting things on a forum/blog just to get a high post count.
2. anyone who is on the computer all the time
1. "he is such an activ i just want to smack him for posting so much, when it is unneeded."
2. "activ`s need to go outside and get away from the computer."
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Activities are tasks and milestones.
My activities include rollin up blunts and stealing your car audio.
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Adj. - Engaged in sexual action. Used to describe an extremely sexually active female.
Dude 1: "You think anyone's having sex with Miley Cyrus?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, she's so active!"
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1. The active voice.
A construction or form in the active voice.
A participating member of an organization.
2. Being in physical motion.
Functioning or capable of functioning.
1. union actives
2. active fish in the aquarium
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