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Predictability Augmentation

The process of making improvements in a place—such as a business or educational institution—to increase the likelihood of making as many things as possible predictable.

The new process or science of making as many things as possible more predictable is called Predictability Augmentation and promises to boost individual as well as group performance, safety, and even profits!

by but for October 22, 2017


Augmented Reality

Australian government underground General Motors English lie, shh! Tell-everything: I.e., education is in space. More specifically, academics are in control of your air conditioning and send down special vent air—sometimes even meth.

I was bitching so hard about my artificial intelligence that I didn’t even realize how augmented reality is the information system (cis-stem)!

Whereas the CIA controls artificial intelligence, public relations eye technologies (e.g., iPhones, Mac/Cam books, etc.) augment education real lit, 4sho.

by scottgregorybanghart March 27, 2019


Augmented Tenancy

A real estate leasing technique whereby the landlord and tenant cooperate to sublease a portion of the property to a subtenant and share the revenue (and responsibilities). Unlike a traditional sublet, the primary tenant remains on the property along with the subtenant. Unlike a traditional roommate, there is a hierarchy between the tenant and subtenant. The primary tenant is therefore an "augmented tenant" assuming some of the responsibilities of the landlord.

Wait, Nancy is a single mom with 3 kids. How did she afford to rent such a large house? She signed an augmented tenancy lease and basically cut her rent in half by subletting the basement.

by The Realtor Guy December 18, 2018


augmented octave

A huge, rancid, McDonalds/KFC-filled shit.

Fransesso just unloaded a nasty augmented octave in there. It smells like babies.

by redgoriya December 28, 2010

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Augmented Octave

A gigantic bowel movement.

Fransessco just unloaded an augmented octave. See you in a couple days...

by Fransessco December 28, 2010

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Augmented stupidity

n. A variant of augmented reality video games in which participants do stupid things that put their lives or the lives of others in danger, all in the effort of capturing some fictional video game character to boost their self-esteem.

Pokémon Go is fast becoming the premiere augmented stupidity game in the world!

by Cashman73 July 18, 2016

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Australian Anus Augmentator

This is the act of reaching up and pinching the balloon knot of your partner and then applying pressure with your tongue and humming the Australian National Anthem in the key of D major while giving a short but stout tug on the left nipple with a pair of vise grips and then using the other hand you fire up the dremel with a preloaded cutting wheel and you carve your initials in the partner's asscheek just as you are about to blow your load on the back of their neck and forehead

Robbie was quite sore after Rick gave him a Australian Anus Augmentator.

by BentStiffy December 3, 2008

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