cowgirls

the unattractive girlfriends of guys who cheat. usually have very few redeeming qualities, and usually on the pudgy side. crazy-overprotective.

"i know, those guys are just so arrogant, that they always want to be better than their girlfriends, so they date cows, and cheat on them with beautiful girl, and they get away with it because the cows know they are cows in comparison with their gorgeous boyfriends"

i'm hooking up with whats-his-face, but he still hasn't gotten rid of his cowgirl.

cowgirls make our lives so much more difficult.

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Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.

Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

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Covid Cowgirl

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.

I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

Drugstore Cowgirl

Someone with an addiction or severe medical condition that requires copious amounts of prescription medication. It applies to legit and illegal prescriptions.

I know a Drugstore Cowgirl, so afraid of getting bored. She's always running from something. So many things ignored"--Lyrics to 311's "Beautiful Didaster

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dominant cowgirl

Sex position like cowgirl or reverse cowgirl, but the woman is riding the guy's (or girl's) face, not his junk.

My parents walked in on us while we getting it on, but I didn't notice because she was riding my face dominant cowgirl style.

Electric Cowgirl

Electric cowgirl is the act of having sex with a female in the reverse position and after penetration is achieved take a handheld tazer and zapping your ball sack while deep inside your woman.

after doing the electric cowgirl last night my balls hurt and my bitchs pussy is burnt

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colon cowgirl

(n.) A girl who partakes in lots of anal ass-play adventures at various locations on multiple occasions. Usually is on top during these adventures, but may occasionally ride side saddle.

That girl is a colon cowgirl because at least she can't get pregnant again.